My Name is Spencer E. Alton (Don’t forget the E.).
I am From Boston, Massachusetts.
I am 24 years old.
I stand 6 ‘4, and weigh roughly 300 lbs(approximately the same as 62 full grown Pomeranians).
I used to relate to Tom from 500 Days of Summer, but now I think he’s kinda an asshole.
This one time I got to play with a dog. It has happened multiple times since.
I have had numerous nightmares involving Steve Buschemi.
My idea of a good time? Around 12:00 AM
I still can’t grow a full beard.