My Name is Spencer E. Alton (Don’t forget the E.).

I am From Boston, Massachusetts.

I am 24 years old.

I stand 6 ‘4, and weigh roughly 300 lbs(approximately the same as 62 full grown Pomeranians).

I used to relate to Tom from 500 Days of Summer, but now I think he’s kinda an asshole.

This one time I got to play with a dog. It has happened multiple times since.

I have had numerous nightmares involving Steve Buschemi.

My idea of a good time? Around 12:00 AM

I still can’t grow a full beard.

Proud Hufflepuff.