I’m Workplace Gold

Interviewer: What are some strengths you bring to the table?

Me: I have an encyclopedic knowledge of game of thrones, I make the best french toast this side of the Mississippi, and I don’t fully understand social cues. *drops mice and enters b-boy stance*

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